catchall for sieg

[catraclysm]

insert meme here im lazy and late

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week 5 sunday

[catraclysm]

[ sometimes cats go in the kitchen to walk around in circles and meow loudly for food. or, in this instance, to find a dragon making... something? in the kitchen?

while still being on crutches??? ]

What are you doing?

[heartmunculus]

[Listen, at least he's sitting down as he mixes things together.]

I'm making temple offerings.

[catraclysm]

[ why hasn't anyone healed the baby dwagon ]

For who?

[heartmunculus]

[With what healing potions??]

Everybody but Ambition and Justice. Ambition doesn't like sweets and Justice can't eat. I have to get them different things when we talk.

[catraclysm]

[ she blinks ]

You sure are a busy guy.

[heartmunculus]

You think so? ...Maybe I'm making up for all the time I'm not busy at home.

Do you want some too? It'll be a little while before these are done.

[catraclysm]

Aren't you like, a year old?

[ how can he ever be not busy. he's a grown ass baby teen. she sniffs the air experimentally ]

...Yes. I wanna see how good you are.

[heartmunculus]

Something like that, I think? It's hard to keep track of time where I am.

[It's a very long story, Catra.]

Alright. This needs to bake for about fifteen minutes.

[Because he's pouring the batter into a cupcake tin and shoving it into the stove.]

[catraclysm]

[ she's going to just. not question that. she is too busy looking incredibly taken by the cupcake making ]

Fifteen?? That's not that long.

[heartmunculus]

[ Thank you, easily distracted cat. ]

It isn't. Because cupcakes like these are smaller than a full cake they take less time.

You can eat the batter if you'd like.

[He'll offer her the spoon and bowl. It seems to be chocolate.]

[catraclysm]

You can eat the batter???

[ she... immediately takes both and shoves the spoon in her mouth ]

[heartmunculus]

[... is this cat being fed?

It tastes great! He's probably made this before.]

You can. I hope you like it.

[catraclysm]

[ she is but listen. no one in the horde is a fucking cook let's all be realistic here. ]

S'good. [ she says, after taking the spoon out of her mouth and licking it like a determined cat. she seems very pleased by this. ] Hey, your leg's still... [ gestures at it ]

[heartmunculus]

[He shrugs.]

It's still broken. .... Newt said to talk to Indulgence about it, but...[Newt...

At least he won't say he's been trying to keep off it. That's so blatantly a lie.]

[catraclysm]

Why Indulgence? [ why is newt so... weird. ] Isn't there a god whose specialty is to heal wounds? Beauty, right?

[heartmunculus]

Beauty can keep incidents or discussions secrets.

Indulgence can make items more easily, so maybe that's why.

[catraclysm]

Ughhh, I don't know, I can't keep track. [ god specialties are dumb. ] You should still ask one of them if they can't do something about that.

[ the. leg. obviously ]

[heartmunculus]

Yeah, this game is going longer than I thought it would. I'll ask.

[catraclysm]

It's going on longer than everyone thought it would because the gods can't count.

[ catra angrily nibbles at the spoon. god. why. math. ]

[heartmunculus]

We're on week six already. I really thought we'd be done.

[catraclysm]

Me too. I don't get why they absolutely need to have all of them host us two at a time before they end the game. It would've made more sense if they were all around from the beginning.

[ this game. is dumb ]

[heartmunculus]

They only had two wings, but they probably could've made more. I get that some of them can't stand each other... Still I think there's more that get along than ones that don't.

[catraclysm]

Then do half and half or something and switch it up depending on the week, I dunno.

[ why are the gods so petty!!! ]

[heartmunculus]

It would've made things go a lot faster.

[Maybe because the blew up world #1.]

week 6, Tuesday

[heartmunculus]

[By mid-Tuesday his leg seems to have healed up! Amazing, he listened to Catra??? Or maybe somebody else told him he was being ridiculous.

Shibuya... is such a huge city. At least he can recognize some of the people around here.]

Catra? Would you still be willing to teach me stealth?

[catraclysm]

[ oh, sieg. she looks surprised for a second. had she forgotten...? ]

Hey, you actually got your leg fixed up. [ ah, no. she's just surprised he's walking. ] You were serious about learning that?

[heartmunculus]

Yeah, I did.

[He nods.]

It was hard to follow up the last two weeks, but I should be good for it now. If you're willing to teach, I'm willing to learn.

[catraclysm]

Yeah, sure, why not? I've never been a teacher before. This might be fun.

[ this might be danger ]

This is actually a pretty good place to practice. It's easier to hide in a crowd than it is in like, an empty field or something.

[heartmunculus]

Thank you.

That's true. There's a lot of area to work with here.

[Are they going to play hide and seek.]

[catraclysm]

[ the answer to that is yes absolutely ]

Yep. Now, I'm going to teach you in a much nicer setting than I had to learn this-- you ever play hide and seek?

[heartmunculus]

No, but it sounds straightforward.

One of us hides and the other one looks for them?

[catraclysm]

Pretty much. I'm going to give you about... hm, a minute to hide from me in this place, just to see what you can do. Alright?

[heartmunculus]

Alright. I can do that.

[And then he just disappears off into the buildings.]

[catraclysm]

[ she is a lying liar and does not wait more than five seconds before tailing him secretly and stealthily from behind, trying to see what he does and how he acts and where he goes :T ]

[heartmunculus]

[He does look behind him, and if he sees Catra, he'll just stop.

If he doesn't see her, he'll look at the space between one of these buildings- there seems to be a bunch of boxes here. If he moves them, that's going to look weird. But if he doesn't they won't be tall enough to hide him.

He moves on and slips inside of the store.]

[catraclysm]

[ she's got a lot of experience slipping out of sight and tailing people, so the respectable distance means she can follow. she gives him a good +2 for not fuckin around with boxes, at least!

part of her really wants to climb into one, but now is not the time. ]

[heartmunculus]

[He'll walk up to the second floor and look around. There's not a lot of great places to hide in a department store.

Maybe the changing rooms?]

[catraclysm]

[ if he walks into the changing rooms, catra's going to call out at that point: ]

What are you doing?

[ sieg... ]

[heartmunculus]

So you were following me the whole time?

[Look he's usually not this sized.]

[catraclysm]

Obviously. I wanted to see what you were going to do.

[ :3? ]

[heartmunculus]

Weren't you supposed to count somewhere?